constipational law

A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."

Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!

Troopship

An automobile with an unusually high passenger capacity (Crown Victoria, Club Wagon, Mega Cab, Caprice) that is typically used for loading up a whole bunch of buddies to pursue mayhem.

Ben: Remember when we all piled into Tony's Troopship and went to the park?
Johnny: Naw, man, I was already drunk and stoned...I hope I had fun!
Ben: Yeah, ex-cop cars are awesome!
Johnny: As long as the law enforcement is removed.