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The suspicious gate that a woman has at the back of her throat that stops a man's semen from going down her throat during oral sex.
"Yo dude, my wife gave me the The Iron Curtain last night. She spewed seed all over the place!"
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When you masturbate to a woman's picture and shortly after find out she is deceased
Yo dude my Buddy Craig is a deadbeat. He whacked off to a picture of my dead Aunt Freda!
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When you take an elderly womanâs false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.
Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldnât stop talkinâ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe
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