Chernobylol

A Chernobylol occurs when you make a faux pas in an online arena, such as Facebook, which has catastrophic fallout on your real-life existence.

Nick: Yay, I got a job interview with Ford!
Nick's Boss: You do realise I can see this, right?
Ben: Chernobylol!

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head paunch

The fold of fat on the back of one's head, visible on people of larger stature who favour the shorter haircut.

"Wow, you can really see Penny's head paunch since she got her lesbibob haircut!"

balls in the butter

To be in, or arrive at, a most delectable situation. Also used as an exclamation in the event of a pleasing outcome.

The phrase seems to originate from the Midlands, although it is unknown whether the analogy is to cooking meatballs, or basting one's nether-regions in anticipation of a sexual act.

"Darwin's really got his balls in the butter, he's got himself invited to a threesome."

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