Flat lander

(In Off-roading) One who thinks they are the greatest off-road driver in the world by driving in wide open muddy cornfields and other flat mud holes. Used as an insult by jeep owners who prefer narrow mountainous trails containing rock obstacles to mud, or directed towards hummer owners.

Also known as mall crawlers.

I wish these damn flat landers would shut up, they don't know what they are talking about.

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Face Fart

A belch that has a reached stink, almost the smell of an anal fart. Usually occurs at bars when eating chicken wings and guzzling beer.

Matt belched at the bar when Joe replied "Gross! Face Fart! Go see a doctor, that isn't natural."

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