Faux-bration

When you have your mobile phone on silent (vibration only) and it feels like it's vibrating. But when you check your phone, there are no message or missed call notifications.

Your mate keeps digging his phone out of his pocket every five minutes complaining that it keeps vibrating. To which you can only reply sounds like faux-bration to me.

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Hey-walk

When you're out and about and you see someone you know but don't have the time (or patience) to talk to them, so you say "hey!" but don't break stride and continue on your way.

Me: I saw Joe the other day when I was out to lunch
You: How is he?
Me: Not sure, I hey-walked him.