ticket taker

Someone who uses up all the damn shit tickets. Usually leaving you to start, realize you're out, and have to do the cheek-clinch-penguin-waddle to get more.

Jake "I was in such a rush to drop a deuce the other day, I didn't even realize we were out of shit tickets..."

Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".

Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.

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chitty

General term for sex (i.e. chitty chitty bang bang)

Travis: "How was that chick you left the party with?"

Jake: "Ahh alright, she talked a lot, but i got some good chitty from her."

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