God

A guy who gives you no evidence that he exists BUT will let you burn forever and ever and ever if you don't believe in him.

Example 1:

Jimmy : OH MY GOD
God : Jimmy! I'm gonna stuff fire up your rectum until you burn forever and ever and ever....and ever.

Example 2:

Jimmy: HEY WUZZUP GOD
God: GIMME SOME DOPE hOMIE
Jimmy: NO FUCK YOU GOD THAT MA DOPE
God : D=

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