derpy

Not "all there in the head"; possibly lacking intelligence or common sense. The wall-eyed background character in "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", Derpy Hooves, is named after this.

Hey, look at that guy sticking his aluminum foil-wrapped dick into an electrical outlet. That's derpy if I've ever seen it.

Derpy is best pony.

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buldge

How idiots spell the word "bulge."

"hay im sexy hav u seen my buldge??"

"You're an idiot. That isn't how you spell bulge."

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first try

In the context of Speedrunning, this is often said in a joking or sarcastic manner when a trick or other act takes more than one attempt.

Speedrunner: *Fails to make a jump four times, then finally succeeds in making the jump*
Speedrunner: Hey, first try!

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