Stale Jockey Wiper

A term that describes a Clorox wipe that was dried out because someone left the lid open. May also be used to refer to someone who uses said wipes instead of toilet paper to exfoliate their anus. Some people just like the way it stings.

Josh: "Do we have any Clorox wipes left?"
Kenny: "No, some fawning cum herder left the lid open so all we have left is a bunch of stale jockey wipers."
Josh(aside): "Yes, my anus has been needing that fresh lemon scent."
Kenny: "What?"
Josh: "Nothing."