Life

A long water slide where you drown at the end

Boy: My life is great and so are you!
Girl: You look like the guy who would try out for minor league football, not make the cut, then for the next ten years talk about how much football you play.
Boy: She salty, me likey!
Girl: Find someone with the same below average grammer and life as you.

Urban Dictionary

Hilarious memes and jokes for those in need of them

I like posting on the Urban Dictionary
Btw i'm datonegurl and please check out my definition of GNOC

ilysmbictyybikydlmb

This means that a person is first, mentally unstable. Second, their heart is broken. Third, the really really like you.

Emily ; Hey Travis? Can I tell you something?
Travis; Yeah sure what is it?
Emily; Here goes, ilysmbictyybikydlmb!
Travis; Wtf does that mean??
Emily; It means.... I love you so much but I can't tell you yet because I know you don't like me back.
Travis; I-I love you too Emily!

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olamide boi

A boy who is very funny and often uses Yoruba translation such as Pa awọn fifa soke. But a Olamide can sometimes be annoying.

Boy 1: Hey Olamide BOI!
Olamide: More like Olaminite!!!
Boy 1: LMAFO
Boy 2: Omfg you are hilarious

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GNOC

Never send this but if someone sends this to you, BLOCK THEM INSTANTLY (it means get naked on camera). Or you can send them this: POS (parents over shoulder) or FYHF (fix your hairline first)

Text
Bf: GNOC
You: POS
Bf: Y?
You: FYHF
Bf: oof

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