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the unbearable lightness of genius is an affliction that affects only one person in the entire population of earth and this person is a guy named Seán (who is also affected by the unbearable lightness of awesomeness too but that's for another day)
when Seán woke that morning he was suddenly overcome by the unbearable lightness of genius...he knew that Wordle didn't stand a chance that day. unrelated... he also looked super hot.
Wexford slang for weirdo. Also someone who confuses snooker with pool and plays total townie sneaky shots when they're getting beat.
Not to be confused with ordinary Ben, this Ben is probably a serial killer.
Also the owner of a weed shed where sometimes they serve pizza
"Why you acting all Ben like, you're freakin me out"
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A walking car crash usually applies to people who are just a complete mess but try to advise other people how to live their lives. These people are unaware that they're like this but for others around them or who know them it's like watching a car crash only it's a human. Yes Seán, of course it could be said 'human car crash' would be more fitting but 'walking car crash' SOUNDS BETTER TO ME, OK!?
"He said I should try this new medication."
"Sure he's a WALKING CAR CRASH why would you take advice from him??"
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in reference to the really bad definitions of shirley that are on here, not that kinda shirley is awesome, almost angelic and applies to all the shirleys that are actually not white trailer trash sluts with daddy issues who want to steal your cancer meds to sell.
"is she some kind of shirley?"
"yeah..but not that kinda shirley, she's actually kinda cool, kinda funny, kinda awesome"
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