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gabi bee

A god complex

"I aspire to be a Gabi Bee one day -- just like Gabi Bee"
"Yeah Gabi Bee is such a Gabi Bee amirite"

by daughterofmrincredible June 10, 2021


Fanbias

The fanbase for the little-known character from the hit show Arrested Development, Tobias Fünke. Tobias Fünke has several odd tics and quirks, which his supporters tend to retain as well (ex: abnormal hair plug fascination, a career as an analrapist, painting yourself a marvelous hue of blue).

"I saw a fanbias in calculus yesterday -- what an odd breed! Wearing little but jorts and socks!"

by daughterofmrincredible June 10, 2021


puréed gays

puréed gays are a rare species of human -- usually females -- that are obsessed with being gay, and logs (yes logs, like wood). puréed gays come in cults, and can get verbally violent if tampered with.

"have you seen those girls in our class? they're such puréed gays!"
violet, margo, alana, ava, josie, and mia are puréed gays! we better watch out."

by daughterofmrincredible January 23, 2021