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When a man sits down without having his legs so tightly together he cuts off the blood supply to his genitals and his balls drop off.
James sat down on the train, his legs at an angle of approximately 10 degrees. He is manspreading! James is everything wrong with modern society, is a despicable misogynist and is entirely to blame for the patriarchy.
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The fat, stupid, ugly, irritating person who none of your mates like but who hangs around with you anyway.
"Jenny is such a dodo. Let's ditch her!"
When you spread that your mate is gay with the intention of causing genuinely gay people to hit on him.
"Hey gorgeous... I like my twinks"
"Oh for fuck's sake! Greg has been bend sending again!"
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"My sister caught me Crackin' the Kracken the other day."
"Awkwaaaaaard!"
Pretending to be gay in order to become "gay best friends" with a girl with the intent of seducing her later.
"Did you hear? John and Sarah are going out!"
"I thought John only liked guys"
"Nah, he was gayming her"
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When you've eaten spicy food and doing a shit makes your ass feel like it's on fire.
"Dude, let's go out for some Mexican food."
"You crazy!? I don't want Hell's ring."
When you're rimming someone and they fart in your face.
Hahaha, Joe totally got a Southern Wind last night.