Chafed

Synonym of "diss" or "burn"
Said while rubbing one, straight index finger against the other.
Used after an insult.
Ussually said by a third-party.

Bob- Yeah, well at least I have a penis!

Joey- Chafed.

Simon- *Cries*

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Metal Gear

*A massive bipedal tank (bipedal, as in, two-legged) equipped with state-of-the-art weapons, and capable of being equipped with a nuclear arsenal. Being bipedal, it is capable of launching a nuclear missile from ANY point on the face of the earth, from mountains to deserts to swamps, ANYWHERE.

*A verb, used to refer to dangerous intelligence-gathering, spying, espionage, etc.

"A Metal Gear would be cool in real-life, but imagine the dangers..."
-me

"I'm going to Metal Gear that guy's house."
"I'm going to Metal Gear the enemy base."
"That guy can pull off a Metal Gear with ease. ^_^ "

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w00t w00t

A dumbass Yankee fan who is an embarassment to himself and other Yankee fans. Has an alter-ego, hockeyfreak, a dumbass Red Sox fan

w00t w00t is a fucking dumbass

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pizzle

Ghetto terminology, inspired by Snoop Dog (spell?), replacing the word "piss".

"Hey my nigga I'll be right back, I gotsta take a pizzle."
"Fo shizzle my nizzle."

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squizzum

Squizzum (n): 1) the desolate, bittersweet remains of the bottom of a beer; 2) the bottom inch of spittle in a coke can

Background: Comes from that latin Squi- meaning bitterness and then snoop dogg's -um added to every word to make it fly

I was madnessing when I discovered that the only drink left was a squizzum.

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FDC

The brains of any Artillery battery, these men work with retarded no brain monkeys known as "gun Bunnies".

The FDC is a kick-ass group of crazy killers...and stuff.

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geist

Deutsche for "ghost".

"The haunted house is full of geists."
"Wha?"
"Ghosts I mean."
"Uh, riiiight."

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