orcs face

When fucking a girl, right when you're about to cum, you cum in your hand rub it around and slap it on the chicks face so it looks like shes an orc with the white hand print from the lord of the rings

the orcs from lord of the rings have white hand prints on their faces

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Axel F Theme

The melody that plays on occasion for the character Axel Foley, in the 80's movie by Eddie Murphy (actually he was related to the movie's production, but he DID play as Axel Foley) Beverly Hills Cop.
Genre is a type of funky technopop. Entirely instrumental.

"I remember growing up and this was one of the songs I heard. This song is just badass. ^_^"
-me

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thong

A very beautiful piece of clothing, worn often by females, especially beautiful females.
A thong is like a pair of panties, but more slim, tight, and especially exposes the buttocks.

Thongs also come in the form of bikini bottoms or one-piece swimsuits.

Thongs are NOT appropriate for males. But that's my opinion. I don't wear thongs, I wear basic white underwear.

"My girlfriend says she always wears thongs because she 'doesn't like panty-lines'. Well, whatever works for her. Personally, she is sexy in a thong. ^.^ "
-me

"I think women wear thongs because they are liked, or if they know they're hot."
-me

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massage

To rub a bodypart, or body, specially with gentle & soft techniques. Sometimes massages are hard & may hurt, but are useful in the end.

"I wanna give my girlfriend a full-body massage. Oh yeah, I want to rub every part of her....I'll massage her fine, sleek ass, then turn her over to massage that fine rack of hers, and finally, go full-bore on pleasing that hot succulent pussy of hers; I'll rub it up'n'down and listen to her sexy moanings and I'll have my day made. LOL"
-me

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limuel

A new sex drug currently on the third stage of the FDA spproval process. It is said to be much more potent than viagra and can give you an erection and increased sexual appetite for 24 hours straight with no side effects

Five women, give me a limuel and ...bring it on

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nazi

An acronym for National Socialist; from the German NAtionale soZIalist.
Refers to members of the National Socialist party, or anything to do with the National Socialist party.

"The Nazis" is much easier than saying "The National Socialist Party" in essays about 1930's Germany.

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Louisiana

A southern state in the USA known for a fascinating culture, but it's very unsafe to swim there because of alligators.

"He can catch'uh meanest alligatuh wi'just one hand.....that's all he got left 'cause alligatuh bit'im!"

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