nickel and dime

Traditionally used as part of the larger phrase "To be nickled and dimed to death", referring to the undesired price of upkeep for a certain item. More fundamentally, it refers simply to seemingly hidden ongoing expenses which, over time, add up to a large expense.

That POS Ford is nickle and diming me to death.

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swag

Promotional gift, tzatchke or leave-behind. The calendar your insurance agent sends. The t-shirt you get at a 5k race. The Gucci purse a member of the academy gets before the Oscars. S.W.A.G. from "sent with a gift."

This year, SWAG from the conference included a gym bag with the sponsor's logo, some coffee mugs with the co-sponsor's logo and some chocolates in the shape of a stethiscope.

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slap

What women do when you stop while sucking their pussy, when you stare at their breasts, or for the hell of it.

GUY : "*pays stripper $5*"
HO : "*grabs $5 with her bosoms*"
GUY : "*watches it*"
HO : "*slaps his face*"
GUY : "What?"

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grunt

A guttural noise made for several different circumstances: happy, sad, yes, no, oh yes, oh god yes, during sex, taking a shit

GRUNT ooooo yeah

GRUNT - ah man

<wife> Are you gonna take out the trash?
<husband> GRUNT

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grunt

*A type of grumbling noise made on certain occassions, such as being hit by something, or being exasperated, etc.

*An ordinary soldier.

*Synonym for ape, a person of low intelligence.

"I grunt when I have to shit."
-me

"Infantrymen of the US Army and USMC are grunts. Unless their special forces."
-me

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phat

Ghetto, alternate spelling for "fat". To me it also means, "Pretty Hot Ass'n'Titties". lol ^_^

"Man I am phat!"
-me, something I say RARELY though 'cause I don't talk ghetto much

"That chick is phat. ^.^ "
-me, something I'd never say to a lady, especially if she is thin or, indeed, fat! o.o

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Cincinnati

yeaaaaaah, cincinnati is fun, yeaaaaaah. i like it, it is my homeland and i enjoy living here, although it is hard getting shot at by police and having a diet consisting mainly of chili spaghetti and flying pig. yeaaaaaah

Hannah: "Do you like Cincinnati Dave?"
Dave: "It's better than New Jersey"

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