governator

Arnold Schwarzenegger, currently the governor of California.

"My mission is to be the governor."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Who sent you?"
-John Connor

"You did. 35 years from now you reprogrammed me to be the governor of California, in this time."
-Arnie

"This is deep..."
-John

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"I'll be back."
-Arnie during another election

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Sumo_monkey22

1. The most hansomest kid in the world.
2. One hot tamali

Look at Sumo_monkey22 he is hot!

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mopper

someone who is a total loser - short for jizz mopper - a.k.a. the guy who cleans up at strip clubs.

That guy at the bar last night was such a mopper.

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tobaccy

Chewing tobacco.

"No tobaccy please."
-me

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spazgasim

To "spaz" uncontrolably to something, that is just as pleasurable as an orgasim.

I almost had a spazgasim when I heard the good news.

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fartnug

a small nugget of anything that might fall from one's anus during the process of flatulation

Say there friend, thats one nasty FARTNUG that fell from your asshole when you farted!

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Windows

An operating system created by the Microsoft Monopoly. They are only after taking your money adn screwing over your computer at the same time. O.. but I forgot.. they issue patches... and then they make more patches.. and then they make more patches... and so on and so fourth so that you think you are realy improving your computer when all your doing is updating the problem. Prefer an etchasketch over a PC running windows. Hell.. even Microsoft doesent even run a version of Windoze on their servers.

"O.. you run Windoze?....O God I'm so sorry..."

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