lancer evolution

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 7
Engine: 2000 DOHC 16-valve Intercooler Turbo
Engine type: 280HP 4G63 Turbo
Bore x Stroke: 85.0 x 88.0
Displacement: 1997cc
Power: 206kW/6500
Torque: 383Nm/3500
Full-time 4WD
Transmission 5-speed manual
Steering: Rack & Pinion
Suspension: Front MacPherson Strut, Rear Muli-link
Brakes: front 17" BREMBO ventilated disc, Rear: 16" BREMBO ventilated disc
Length: 4455mm
Width: 1770mm
Height: 1400kg

i love the evo's, i own an evo 7, mine isnt stock, 304HP HKS Racing Intake, HKS SSQ BOV, HKS Racing Exhaust, C-West Body Kit, 18"x 8" Enkei NT03 rims, 235/40/18 Yokohamma ADVAN AVS Sport Tires.

0-60: 4.2 sec
1/4 mi: 12.3 sec

Evo's from the Evo V and up are easily 10 second cars with little upgrades.

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Virginia

*The first state of the United States, and therefore the state containing Washington DC, the nation's capital. Easily a state with more history than any other in the nation.

*An appropriate slang term for "vagina".

"Where can I find the Pentagon or the White House?"
"Virginia."

"I loked up fart and one of the definitions was talking about "fart from the virginia", so I got so inspired to define Virginia."
-me

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Tokyo Marui

toh-kyoh-mah-rui

A company that designs airsoft guns, which are designed to look like the real thing, only firing BB's.

"When you get hit by a Tokyo Marui-made airsoft gun, you WILL feel it!"
-me

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cult

Odd religios type following devoted to a person, diety, or movement

The New Church is a cult

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vidvicious

chronic megalomaniac

Don't get all vivvicious, it is not becoming of you!

MAD

Dyslexia Against Mothers

"Get it?"

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cotton-picker

A racist slur to represent a black person, or person of African heritage......this word is used because in the Age of Our Founding Fathers, when blacks were slaves, they were known to mostly pick cotton.

"Stop picking on me you fuckin' cotton-picker!"

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