Foss Pox

Sickness spread when an ill colleague comes into work oblivious to the fact that everyone else will pick up their germs.

Rob: "Where were you yesterday you skiving fuck?"
Jo: "I came down with a dose of Foss Pox"

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stoof

stoof, the begeing of stufu, the common pronunciation of stfu. therefore, stoof is a shortened version of, shut the fuck up

gtfo stoof nubx0rz

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munt

To have sex with a dead body, when at the point of orgasm another person jumps onto the belly of the corpse, causing its innards to squirt out all over your cock.

Let's find a dead lady so we can have a good, old fashioned munting

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Munt

Having oral sex with a dead body

She was cold but a good Munt

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bove'd

foreshortning of bothered
meaning "i'm not bothered"

your mums dead . bove'd
i shagged your mum! bove'd mate

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Tsunami

*In the Tenchi storyline, she is one of the three goddesses. She is also what Sasami will look like when she's an adult, because Sasami died at a young age and thus Tsunami merged with her corpse to revive her.

*Japanese for "port wave" (?), which is, in essence, a HUGE tidal wave. Tsunamis are usually caused by earthquakes underneath the ocean, specifically the Pacific Ocean, and the result of this phenomenon is a towering wave of ocean water that is capable of destroying & drowning almost anything in its path.

"The tsunami that attacked the Orient, among other nations, is the largest tsunami in history. And the freaky part is that it occurred right after Christmas! And if that isn't scary enough, America's west coast is under the threat of a tsunami just like the one post-Christmas. Anyway, let's lend a helping hand to those who suffered from the cruel aftermath of this ungodly tsunami."
-me

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LAM

Laser Aiming Module

A module that is equipped with a laser-aimer, that can be attached to a gun.

"The H&K Mark 23 is symbolic with that suppressor and LAM, kinda like the one shown in Metal Gear Solid."
-me

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