knickers

The word knickers are the only thing that English women have going for them.

"He took off my knickers and he ate them. I know, I couldn't believe it, they weren't the edible ones or anything, he just chewed and swallowed. It really freaked me out, so I walked home. To top it off, I was wearing a skirt and it was bloody freezing outside."

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D-Bag

1. douche bag

2. dime bag

3. dirt bag

1. "that guy who thinks he invented the word d-bag is a d-bag."

2. "yo man, they've been selling the same d-bags on mt. vernon as long as i can remember."

3. "when i say d-bag, i clarify by repeating dirt bag under my breath so my friends know i follow a strict moral order."

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