dumpkin

a man is standng up while a woman sits on a toilet giving the man oral sex. she then starts squirting diarreah out her ass. As the male is about to cum, the woman sticks her hand in her ass and smacks the man in the face with diarreah unexpectedly.

I heard ashley gave thomas a gnarly dumpkin last night, it was so bad that he puked all over her face, and then gave her an angry pirate.

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Glitter

The fucking worst invention on the face of the earth. Sticks to everything and should be used as a form of torture to clean up.

Did you hear that Craig had to clean up some glitter?
Holy shit I feel bad for him.

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Word

Anything that can be typed, such as ‘beef’ ‘cheese’ and ‘battery’

Please spell the word ‘hammer’