scissorhate

n. The convergence of lines or coincidence of points that is both compelling and disturbing.

In visual art: lines that barely touch or run out of the frame before resolving their relationship to one another. "That photograph is unsettling; it's all scissorhate."

spamplication

An application that forces you to invite your friends in order to use it.

Fuck that Facebook shit - all of those spamplications require you to invite 20 friends just to find out if you're more like Ginger or more like the Skipper.

peece

The state of relaxation you feel before or after you urinate. This is especially felt early in the morning.

I have to pee so bad, but I don't want to get out of bed. But if I don't do it, I'll never feel the peece to get back to sleep.

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