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Beast

A beast is a man who is attracted to younger people, usually prepubescent. A beast is usually popular and gets away with dodgy acts because “he’s just being funny”. He is usually on gyro and can barely afford his daily monster energy.

“You seen Peter Anderson lately?”
“aye he was sat at the nursery wi his trousers down.”
“Beast.”

by davebaw August 15, 2023