Bumface

One who smells of poo or who bears the shape of a bum on their chin. Can also be used as a term of endearment for smelly or annoying friends.

Loving friend: Hi Catty, how are you on this fine day?

Catty: Oh, hi bumface, not too bad thanks innit!

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Orange Juice

Synonym for something extremely outrageous or controversial.

Deeko: Yo, did you hear about big andy?

Wee Jim: Nah, what about him?

Deeko: He got caught dogging by fat fred's ma!

Wee Jim: No way! That's a bit orange juice! Um, what was she doing there by the way?

Deeko: exactly! Tropicana!

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