polyester slack

The unofficial alcoholic beverage of the Subgenii. Polyester Slack is made by substituting vodka for water when making Berry Blue Kool Aid, thus yielding a vaguely irridescent semi-opaque liquid that is similar in apprearance to the blue goo consumed by Dave at the end of the film 2001.

Polyester Slack is a poor substitute for real slack, but comes in handy when real slack is in short supply.

Words of warning: mixing vodka with any flavor of Kool Aid other than the elusive Berry Blue will not yield Polyester Slack. Vodka mixed with non-Berry Blue flavors makes a beverage known as a Jim Jones!

Saint Statik, Healer of Appliances: Yo man, I found Berry Blue for sale online!

Right Reverend Micky D: Fuk yah! Polyester Slack returns!

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Dumbage

A combination of Dumb and Verbiage. Essentially stupid words that people invent and define solely so that they have the opportunity to enter them in Urban Dictionary. These words are pointless, define nothing and are usually just an excuse for kids to type words like Poop-shute-ma-goo so that thier friends can giggle at dirty words on the internet.

The kind of crap that has transformed Urban Dictionary from a potentially useful way to get slang definitions into a steaming pile.

Oh look, another stellar example of how dumbage has retardified Urban Dictionary. Who could have anticipated such a thing?!?!?

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Vindalooed

Massive belly disruption.

Good God mate, I cou na down another pint. I got good and pissed las' night and me gut is vindalooed.

Translation:
I invoke the name of the Saviour, my friend, for I am unable to consume another serving of malted beverage. The evening previous to this I consumed libations in copious amounts. My digestive system is yet massively disrupted.

Translation II: Shit bro, no more fuckin' beers. I got totally shit-faced last night and my guts are still all fucked up.

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Vindaloo Loo

A restroom, toilet, or bog recently humbled by the emanations of an individual who has consumed too much of a very hot Indian curry.

Vindaloo: a very hot Indian curry made with meat or poultry, flavored with tamarind, vinegar, and garlic
+
Loo: toilet, crapper, bog, shit house
=
Vindaloo Loo

Stay out the vindaloo loo, Uncle Ronnie just ruint the bog.

OR

Damn, uncle Ronnie, you didn't make another vindaloo loo did you.

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for freakin ever

The length of time it takes from the moment a definition is submitted to Urban Dictionary until it actually appears on the site.

Me: Damn man! I sent some really kick ass definitions to Urban Dictionary. How freakin long does it take for them to show up anyway?

You: For freakin ever.

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Pooty Parts

The lower fart creating portion of the human digestive system.

Damn, man. I ate too much Taco Bell and now my pooty parts is achin'

OR

“They has eaten the poo pies and growed Chonklit Monkeys up in the pooty parts”

Hinky Stippie

Stinky Hippie.

Generally used in the presence of a stinky hippie so that one can refer to him/her without his/her taking notice.

Whoa dude, HINKY STIPPIE alert, 12:00. Take evasive action.

Translation: Stop my friend, I have taken note of a stenchful individual of unkempt manner directly ahead of us. We must alter our course with great haste in order to avoid this person.

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