scabby horse

A lot of food. Variation on the phrase "i could eat a horse between two matresses"

I could eat a scabby horse

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gymnast

The third sex, often appreciated by confused teenagers

A: Wow! thats neither man or woman
B: No, its a gymnast

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as gahn yam

West cumbrian dialect meaning "i'm going home"

Shift's up marra, as gahn yam

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aguileraphobia

Feeling physically sick every time one sees pictures of, hears the "music" of, or even utters the name of Chr***ina Ag***era. (You know who i mean) Often induces cold sweats

I suffer from aguileraphobia

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writ

1. to rite, skrach, or dabbel something down on paper
2. to remove

1. Billy-bob writ his idear on his gluv.
2. Sammy Joe writ off her 3rd cuzin as a potential man, cauz he was too distantly related.

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Marra

Anyone with a connection to sellafield nuclear power plant

shift's up marra, as gahn yam

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