tru gru

when something is tru and it’s also gru

John - “hey man good game today”
Bob- “that’s tru gru”

homorgy

When a bunch of guys on the down low get together for a mancation weekend. Basically, a homo orgy.

down low guy: hey, we're going on a mancation weekend. wanna cum?

down low guy in denial: what's a mancation weekend?

down low guy: it's basically a homorgy, but our wives think we're real men doing real men stuff.

down low guy in denial: what's a homorgy?

down low guy: open your mouth and i'll show you.

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coughuck

a nasty, trailer-park-trash, ho that coughs incessantly during sex due to decades of smoking.

Pronounced: Cough-fuck

dude1: i saw you with your mom yesterday at the mall.

dude2: my mom's on vacation.

dude1: who was that old nasty chick with her arm around you?

dude2: oh, that was just some coughuck i hooked up with at the 7/11 yesterday.

dude1: oh dude... have you showered yet?

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mancation

An event in which guys on the down low try to act macho to hide their homosexuality. A bunch of guys get together to drink beer or camp or whatever. As soon as one of them calls it "mancation" it's turns into one big homorgy (homo orgy).

straight guy: hey wanna go camping with me and the boyz this weekend.

down low guy: oh, you mean a mancation weekend?

straight guy: NO!!! We're just going camping. No russian cookies, no hot-carl's, no rusty trombones, no searching for inner children. Just camping...

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