the bathroom
I'm going to the crapper
compact disk
You've been in a box the past decade if you dont know what a CD is
laughing my ass off
subsitute for the word crap, or something described as crusty and nasty
"crud.. i lost my dollar" "damn crudy earwax"
whimp,coward
Dude it's not that hard.. you're just such a pussy
when a guy fucks a girl
by all that moaning i'd have to guess they're boneing in there
testicles
his balls swelled as she played with them in her hand