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When you leave a pack of deli ham in your
Trunk for a months and finally notice it.
Open refrigerator, where did that ham go? I guess I didnât buy any? Month later you open your trunk and thereâs TrunkHam.
When youâre so overweight even your pull up pants donât fit.
I tried to wear my fat pants today but I couldnât pull them up since Iâm a chubalabaphant.
weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everything but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.
I woke up and my weave is just falling out of my head, I didn't brush it, cut it, wash it or pull it, the braids just disappeared!
weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everthing but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.
When a grown man has freakishly small hands like a toddler.
Look he can barely hold a cup, his toddler hands are too small to hold the handle.
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When hips become larger due to many trips to a buffet.
Damn I can barely fit into my pants now that I have Buffet Hips!
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