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Grawnite

A resident of Grawn, Michigan. Typically very right-wing, and almost always own either a gun, riding lawnmower, or Detroit Lions flag - all three is a Grawn Hat Trick.

“I saw a few old pickup trucks clustered in the Meijer parking lot. Those Grawnites move in packs!”

by dayoop April 1, 2022


Traverse City West

Either the best or the worst high school you’ve ever heard of/been to. In contrast to the other school in town, Traverse City Central, it is the best (Central sucks). Known for having the best student section in the state of Michigan, adequate sports teams, and “Bring Your Tractor to School Day”.

Person 1: Why were there so many tractors on Silver Lake Road this morning?
Person 2: Must have been Bring Your Tractor to School Day up at Traverse City West.

by dayoop April 5, 2022


Reubonic

(adj.) of or related to the Reubenist religion, originating as a cult in Northwest Michigan

Person 1: Did you watch the news last night?
Person 2: Yeah, the captions were all misspelled. How Reubonic of them.

by dayoop April 5, 2022


slimp

A beautiful concoction of American foodstuffs. Typically formulated from excess meats in the dumpster behind a combo KFC and Long John Silver’s. This meat product is then ground in a meat grinder, and stuffed in a condom like a sausage.

Did you see how pale Kindred was yesterday? He looked like are slimp last night.

by dayoop April 5, 2022