Spippy Kwazz

To be obviously mad and very crazy. Especially in public places. To be sane challenged.

The tramp just ran at me screaming with his guitar in one hand and half bottle of white lightening in the other, I just stood there petrefied, however once he had reached me he simply leant across and asked me for 5 pence. He was, for sure Spippy Kwazz.

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Mansarino

To own something small and slighly pathetic.

You should have seen that porno, he was talking the talking and walking the walk, but as soon as he whipped out his Crunné on it was Mansarino, she didn't know whether to stick a cocktail stick through it or suck it.

My car is Mansarino, it broke down 8 times on the way to Andorra.

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poobah

Used in expressions of bewilderment or frustration.

What the poobah?

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fadgehammer

The art of hammering fadge

I got fadgehammered last night, i cant walk now

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7 n 1/2

the magical numba
this is the reason the universe exisists

this ruler is 7 n 1/2 inces long
it is 1/2 past 7
how meny times hav i walked down this street ( 7 n 1/2 )
... and so on

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bigdazza

Is a fine lookn lad with a verry big iq

DaZ B

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Fexy

To be very pretty but also highly unatainable.

Christ on secondhand green half-penny, look at that Thogg thats just walked in the club!! How Fexy is she? I'm off to relieve me Crunné on in the bogs.

Don't bother talking to her, you'll never Clatt her She's Fexy.

I like her loads, but its obvious she's just Fexy.

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