Cum-Surrender

The act of ejaculating during a sub-conscious, less-preferred, or unwanted fantasy.

“I cum-surrendered, fantasizing about that hot girl I saw on the subway this morning, instead of ejaculating thinking about Brittany, who I’m seriously into and want to marry.”

“I cum-surrendered to an awful porn video, because I couldn’t find my favorite one in the search engine.”

“I cum-surrendered thinking about my girlfriend having sex with my brother, even though I’m insanely jealous and insecure about it.”

“I intended to JO watching straight porn, but instead cum-surrendered to gay porn.”

Sexological Background

A composition of an individual’s sexual experiences.

Shawn’s sexological background includes having considerably more sex with guys, than girls.

Part of Dan’s sexological background included when he was a certain theme park character as a tiger, and had furry relations with a funny canine character with missing teeth, big floppy ears, and wore overalls. Even though these two characters were from different storybooks, they had compatible sexological backgrounds.

Sarah’s sexological background includes Jewish men, sub-contractors, mechanics and I.T. consultants.

Veronica

A Veronica is someone who spins the truth to avoid accountability, or responsibility for her actions and/or behavior.

1) “That Veronica tried to make it look like it was my fault, when it was actually hers!”
2) “Driving to work this morning, I got rear-ended by a Veronica who was applying makeup, then tried to blame me for putting my brakes on.”
3) “My neighbor Veronica was pushing and rubbing one of her breasts into my elbow, before accusing me of molesting her, as I ran for the hills.”

Dysrectional

1) To be directionally challenged.

2) Unable to easily follow directions.

3) Lack of awareness of one’s wearabouts.

1) Whenever I’m in the car with Jennifer, she gets lost. Her dysrectional sensibilities are annoying.
2) Don’t assume Jeff knows how to read a map. He’s totally dysrectional.
3) Last night, Amy got drunk and woke up in Janice’s bed. She blamed it on being dysrectional.

2) Jeffery never seems to know where he is.

Christ-Con

To go hypocritically religious on people, with hateful, shaming or judgmental comments.

The governor went Christ-Con in a press conference about drag queen performances in front of children.

A Karen went Christ-Con to the discount store manager about displaying racy tabloids.

Krystal’s mom went Christ-Con on her for leaving the house wearing cameltoe leggings.

Mrs. Stonebauhler went Christ-con on Taniqua for playing dirty hip hop on her phone during Humanities class.

Vendicious

To speak in a facetious tone, with a vindictive intent.

"Trevor's jealous lover Miguel acted in a vendicious manner towards his affair-apparent, Stephen.