Tear Jerker

Someone who saves their own tears for the sole purpose of using them as lubrication for masturbation. (Not to be confused with someone who weeps while masturbating)

I've been saving my liquid misery in a jar for the past two months, just so I could have a Tear Jerker.

8👍 14👎

Rug Button

The female sex organ. Also known as the Clitoris. Referred to as a rug button due to it's anatomical alignment with the rug (I.E. Bush, Pubes, Tang danglers, etc). Often referred to as the "Clit."

That chick has a huge Rug Button.
I could barely find her Rug Button because of her massive Rug.

6👍 1👎