full maggin

During the act of sexual intercourse the man will go ball deep and insert his two testicles up the womans anus. It is said to bring a strange pleasure, especially when the testicles are removed and the famous "clack, clack" sound is heard.

1)"Oh mate was full maggin a girl last night and my bollocks have never been more supple"

2)Ollie: "Hey i shagged that girl last night"
George: "Wow did you full mag her"
Ollie: "Naturally"

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Clungie Jumping

A practice similar to Muff Diving, where someone pleasure a woman orally.

1)Jagdeep: "What that man doing up there with that harness? He must be bungee jumping or something."

Sam: "Nah mate, can't you see that nude woman with him? He's definitely going clungie jumping."

2)"Clungie jumping is far superior to finger banging" - Isaac Newton

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money rolls

It is the act of rolling a coin and admiring the way it gambols

Jack: "Oh shit ive just dropped a hand full of coins!"

Bas: "Its alright mate, money rolls"

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