computer

If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.

To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.

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star wars geek

Someone who follows the production process of the latest movie from day one, buys tickets five months in advance, camps out at the movie theater for three weeks, wears a $2000 replica of Darth Vader's suit to the midnight premiere, sees the movie eight times in a row, and then goes to his online message board to say how terrible the movie was.

I'm a Star Wars fan, but there's no way in hell that I'm going to wait in line for a so-so movie.

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