Dangly Bits

The male genitals.

Females have Wobbly bits, Males have Dangly bits.

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ty

Net nerd version of "thank you"

n00b: "lol ty 4 tha pix!"

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loller

A charlatanistic harlot.

Guy: "You slept with him, didn't you?"
Girl: "No, I didn-"
Guy: "Loller!"
Girl: "lollerskates"

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ice

To ejaculate, per se.

"Roger, I iced on your mother last night."

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whacking the mole

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

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FrankGrimes

To have a run of extremely bad luck.

In one month : 3x speeding fines, broken digital camera, car repairs, jipped on car registration, lost credit card.

Fark, that's a deadset grimey!

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floodmatt

(n) 1. (derogatory) an exceptionally annoying internet personality, usually implying gayness in both senses: light-hearted and homosexual.

2. wears yellow suits.

3. a clown

That guy is such a floodmatt

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