Salem

People named Salem are stubborn whores but they are always there for their friends. Even when their friends beg them to stop being there they refuse to leave because of their self-proclaimed sexy-stubbornness. (Jensen Ackles moment). They are usually addicted to one show and have one friend who is incessantly worried for their state of mind. They are obsessed with helping assholes who don’t deserve it. They hate themselves but their handful of buddies love them more than anything.

Who is that Dean Winchester clone who keeps trying to jump off a bridge and maintain sexy-stubbornness?

Oh, that whore? We love them. That’s Salem.