abeerance

The act of showing up somewhere because you feel obligated... but only for one beer because you don't want to stay too long.

"Ugh... holiday party. Guess I have to go make an abeerance"

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nerd-person

The voice someone uses when explaining something technical or generally nerdy.

I always switch to the nerd-person when discussing the finer points of ewok economics

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smellevator

An elevator with a lingering smell, most often a stale fart or cigarette smoke.

I took the smellevator down to go get lunch, but by the time I reached the ground floor I had lost my appetite. Who farts in an elevator anyway?