Screeb

To 'screeb' is to do something to something else. Through the act of 'screebing', you yourself will become a 'screeb', or more likely, become a 'dirty screeber.'

You could 'screeb' your dinner down if you are in a hurry, but you would more likely screeb the fuck out of a kebab just before getting the night bus home.

The things to which the 'screebing' has been applied become the 'screebed'

But more often than not, if you smell, have sick on your clothes, look a bit scruffy, havent brushed your hair, have odd socks on or are in a general state of disrepair you are a "dirty fucking screeber.

Screeb, screeber, screebing, screebed, screebert, screebum, screebology, screebalogical screebist, screebarama, screebalite, screebite, screebtion, screebnation, screeboscopy, screebolysis, screebagnosis, screebtastic etc.

"Here you, ya dirty screeb! Stop screebing them wimmin and start screebing yer arse to these top quality screebing tunes"

"You didnt half screeb the fuck out of my toilet, you dirty screeber. Is your arse ok?"

"Im going to screeb the fuck out of the dishes now."

"I am a Screebologist. I study kebabs, cider and pornography"

You get the idea.

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