internet sex change

When a person, usually male, on the internet changes their listed gender to the opposite one on some website. Some people only do this for attention, but there are others who feel seriously about it and want to begin living on the internet as the opposite sex since they can't do it in real life.

Did you hear about John's internet sex change? He changed his gender on Last FM to 'female' and has been acting like he has always been a woman. Maybe he has been, it's the internet so you can never be completely sure.

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WTF Bomb

"WTF Bomb" is a thing that's all over Youtube, it's basically a random clip that ends with another clip of a bomb (usually a big one) beeping before exploding while someone screams "what the fuck..." followed by an insane howl and a maniacal laugh.

The "WTF Bomb" itself originated from three things...

1. A Mega 64 parody of an interview with one of the guys who made the game "Cold Fear", where towards the end he goes totally crazy and does the howl and laugh while a bomb goes off.

The "WTF" part came from something else though...

2. An episode of the stop motion show "The Steve Moustache Show" where an action figure of wrestler Ted DiBiase gets a makeover and turns into a mutant. He freaks out, and one of the things he says is "what the fuck".

Finally, the beeping noise...

3. Most people say that it comes from Counter Strike: Source. I'm not sure, but it doesn't really matter.

So there you go.

Look up "WTF Bomb" on Youtube for examples. It's hard to put it into text.

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metalhead

Loves metal in an obsessive way. Hates most other types of music. Acts tough on the internet but is a pussy in real life. Social outcast who was bullied in school. Long, unwashed hair. Fat. Plays video games when not listening to metal, although sometimes listens to metal WHILE playing games. Ugly. Virgin. Doesn't know how to please a woman. Has no real friends. Shy in real life. Has no respect for anyone or anything. Drinks and smokes a lot. Atheist or Satanist. May be sensitive at heart but doesn't show it because he's afraid that it will damage his "metal reputation".

By the way that metalheads act on the internet, you can tell they're trying to make up for something they lack in real life.

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Heppum's Razor

"The most lol explanation is the truth."

This is from Encyclopedia Dramatica. It means that the funniest, or most "lol worthy", explanation is the truth.

When trying to find out who raped and murdered that girl, remember Heppum's Razor.

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Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch you!

This is a meme that I recently started to see around a few sites, but has probably been around for a while.

I found that it's from the intro to a cat hentai game called "Neko Kawai Gari". Needless to say, this intro is very weird, and features what sounds like a young Japanese girl singing a song over pictures of hentai cat girls.

One of the lines in this song is "Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch yooooou!"

You may praise a tail. You may touch my striped back. Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch you! Nya Nya, she's a spectacled persian cat.

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Magibon

A Youtube celebrity who became famous for staring into the camera with her huge eyes. Though she looks like she could be Asian, she is really just a weeaboo with really bad teeth who knows Preschool level Japanese.

Magibon is cute until you see her disgusting teeth.

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DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.

It usually goes like this:

1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.

2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.

4. Lulz ensue.

"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.

Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"

Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.

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