punch the walrus

a play on the term break the seal
with punch replacing break and walrus replacing seal
subsequent urination throughout the night is known as slingshotting penguins

dude if u punch the walrus now you'll be sling-shotting penguins all night

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FTC

Acronym for Fake Tan City - the name given to a place/group/area that is totally infested with 14 - 28 yr old females who have peroxide blonde straightened hair, a fuckload of foundation, perfect nails, and, of course, fake tans (these can be spray-on or permanent but usually spray-on is prefered)
-you know the type

Someone: how was the festival?
someone else: man, it was ok but it was total FTC

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you now

1. A dismissive and sometimes aggressive response to an insult, order, question, or statement. Used, to my knowledge, mainly in Central Australia. Literally means "how about you?" or "it is, in fact, you" or "how about questioning yourself instead of me, my friend, my girlfriend, my parents etc?"

2.Can also express amazement, excitement, or disbelief at an individual.

3. Can be used to aknowledge a person's presence. (often spoken very quickly)

4. Recently replaced(sometimes) with the soulja boy lyric: "YOOOUUUUUU!!!!" - accompanied with an index finger pointed at the intended person

1. "Dude you're a complete and utter fuckwit. What did you steal Sean's bottle of vodka for?" response: "You now".

2. "Hey mate I just won 4 Million dollars in the lottery!" response: "You Now!!"

3. Walkng into a party: "You now tim, you now grace, you now lachy etc."

4. "Oi man, give us a drag of your durrie" response: "YOOOUUU!!!" a la soldier boy crank that

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Nuth

A shortened form of nothing. But adopted, at least in central australia, to also mean no one. Also replaces no as a prefix as in "Nuth-one" for no-one. Note: Everynuth is a way of expressing nuth/no very strongly.. as in do u like soulja boy? EveryNUTH!

Hey man did u buy any smokes? Nuth
Did anyone come over last night? Nuth
Who are u with? Nuth-one

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sceno

a person who is both scene and emo

"anyone with straight black/other colour hair, eyeliner, who takes their profile picture from above them with their arm outstretched and has more than 1000 friends on their myspace is a sceno" said dave

"shut up n00b or i'll pwn you" said the sceno

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lipless

adj.
orig. - To be "off one's lips" (see off guts)
1. to have consumed so much of a mind-altering substance ie. alcohol and/or drugs that one appears "fucked" to those around them. However, "lipless" usually connotes positivity rather than negativity... ie. the person has not yet thrown up, passed out or said they feel like doing so. They may be running around naked, starting fights, staring at their hands, talking shit etc.

"Dude, i drank a bottle and a half of vodka... i was positively lipless!"

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Romp

(Verb) To smoke a very large quantity of marijuana. Can be extended to the adjective romped as in stoned or to describe someones behaviour or appearence.

We just had the fattest romp!
This bloke has got romped eyes.
You were acting soo romped on saturday night
Man i'm fucking romped

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