Boganvilia st

The boganvilia is a native Australian flower. Boganvilia street is a euphamism for a place where a lot of bogans live.

I moved house and now all i see is dickheads in blue wife-beaters and footy shorts and ug boots pushing their toddlers round in shopping trolleys - its like living in boganvilia street

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punch the walrus

a play on the term break the seal
with punch replacing break and walrus replacing seal
subsequent urination throughout the night is known as slingshotting penguins

dude if u punch the walrus now you'll be sling-shotting penguins all night

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FTC

Acronym for Fake Tan City - the name given to a place/group/area that is totally infested with 14 - 28 yr old females who have peroxide blonde straightened hair, a fuckload of foundation, perfect nails, and, of course, fake tans (these can be spray-on or permanent but usually spray-on is prefered)
-you know the type

Someone: how was the festival?
someone else: man, it was ok but it was total FTC

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you now

1. A dismissive and sometimes aggressive response to an insult, order, question, or statement. Used, to my knowledge, mainly in Central Australia. Literally means "how about you?" or "it is, in fact, you" or "how about questioning yourself instead of me, my friend, my girlfriend, my parents etc?"

2.Can also express amazement, excitement, or disbelief at an individual.

3. Can be used to aknowledge a person's presence. (often spoken very quickly)

4. Recently replaced(sometimes) with the soulja boy lyric: "YOOOUUUUUU!!!!" - accompanied with an index finger pointed at the intended person

1. "Dude you're a complete and utter fuckwit. What did you steal Sean's bottle of vodka for?" response: "You now".

2. "Hey mate I just won 4 Million dollars in the lottery!" response: "You Now!!"

3. Walkng into a party: "You now tim, you now grace, you now lachy etc."

4. "Oi man, give us a drag of your durrie" response: "YOOOUUU!!!" a la soldier boy crank that

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bloke

The asian version of broke

far out man, my car just bloke

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bop

verb - to punch, hit or otherwise hurt someone physically

bruss, if you don't quit running your mouth i'm gonna bop you

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bop

verb - to punch hit or otherwise hurt someone physically

bruss, if you don't quit running your mouth i'm gonna bop you

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