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Edward Penishands

When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.

Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.

by dedwyf March 4, 2013

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Wingardium Leviosa

The act of causing a male to have an erection without touching his penis in any way.

Girl 1: Does that guy have a boner for you?
Girl 2: Ya, I Wingardium Leviosa'd him just by bending over in these jeans.
Girl 1: Gross.

by dedwyf March 3, 2013

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