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To convert a word into a version with a unique, known suffix to give it a new meaning.
For example, one way to suffixify 'culinary' is 'culinarily': "Peppers are considered vegetables, culinarily speaking."
When you see a critter that looks like it could either be a squirrel or a rabbit and you're not quite sure at first glance
Camping we saw our first Scrabbit. Interesting lil fellow.
A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.
Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.
A circumcised man doesn't have foreskin on his tonsil tickler.
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give an edumucation to
My teacher said he'll edumucate me on how to use a computer.
Let's get a good edumucation.
I've been edumucated quite well.
It's like Russian Roulette, except instead of putting the gun to your head each turn, you stick it up your rectum. Due to the potential of STD transfer, a fresh condom can be put on the gun each turn.
Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
Fake profiles on dating sites to get people to join. Yahoo Personals was sued for their romance scams. Most dating sites, if not all of them, have many fake profiles to get people to pay, or, for sites that are free, it gets people to sign up and bring a lot of traffic to their site, making the businesses gain profit from their advertisers. Plenty of Fish, a free dating website, is full of romance scams.
Think about how a personals website starts if it starts with zero members. Who would sign up? It is theorized all dating sites start out with and continue to have romance scams. It is an unethical, yet very effective way for their business to make money.
Don't sign up for Plenty of Fish--you will waste most of your time with romance scams.
Most, if not all, of the beautiful women on dating sites are more than likely romance scams.
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