Canada's History

"Canada's History" is a euphemism for an aberrant sexual ritual wherein several males clad only in bear-skin loins douse themselves in syrup and perform unspeakable sex acts upon a single unsuspecting trout. Also known as "The Maple Leaf Rag," and "The Canadian Tapioca Cod Sandwich." The practice is particularly common in isolated Canadian logging camps.

Did you hear the trout are in spawning season? What say you me and some other hosers head up to Yellowknife for some hot slippery Canada's History.

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