forgeticus shiticus

A spell from the Harry Potter universe which makes you forget what shitting is.

Harry: Forgeticus Shiticus!!
Ron: What the hell is happening to me!?

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white mocha

White Chocolate Mocha. A coffee drink so mainstream Metahipsters won't drink it and hipster coffee houses won't even carry the "white chocolate" ingredient to make it.

Normie guy: "Lemme get a medium White Chocolate Mocha"
Hipster coffee house guy: "Uh no, we don't do white mochas and medium isn't a size"