Noobs

1.Someone who was born in the 90's and now goes to Phish shows.

2.Noob has a negative connotation. It is a person not enlightened to the meaning of Phish, the band.

3.Noobs can't comprehend The Ball, The Went, or Cypress. Noobs who hope for Cypress '09 are just showing the world how they don't get Phish. And if you don't get Phish, just stay out of the show.

4.Most noobs come from New England, which has some of the most heady and most custy areas in the country. The area they actually come from doesn't matter, but if these noobs don't drop their preconceptions/can't see Phish as a singular entity, they are not enlightened and never will be.

5.These people believe that by acting like idiots they can be part of this 'scene' which is really a figment of their noob imagination.

1.If you started seeing fish after 1996 your a noob.
There were no noobs in 1996.
If you were born in the 90's and start going to see Phish now, you are a noob.

2.There were no noobs before Island Tour because there was no douchery. No one was just going to be seen, everyone who wanted to be a part of the scene contributed, there were no spectators in polo shirts.

3.In 1996 there were no teenagers whining about getting their AUDs on etree the next day, nobody taking obnoxious amounts of low quality pictures, basically no one was a tool. Now that there have been tools at Phish for 10+ years, they need to be flat out rejected.

If Phish did just one 21+ tour/run/festival, they would realize the massive difference between the noobs born in the 90s and REAL FANS.

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