Shaelyn

A bisexual leading a raccoon army. Short as hell but will fight you unless she's tired. Definitely has gifted kid burnout. Refuses to date anyone because she's too busy watching criminal minds and simping over mgg.

That Shaelyn looks depressed even though she has no good reason to be. Get some sleep bitch.

Bbgfriend

A gender neutral term of endearment for a significant other. A mixture of "baby girl (bbg)" and girl/boyfriend, except superior to both options.

I can't wait for my bbgfriend to come home, so we can make sushi together.