Brandon

He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.

Yo look at Brandon! He’s such a loser complaining about his back a lot.