Bonky

Term for someone that has a horrible physical deformation due to being bonked on the head to much, or someone who looks like sloth from the goonies.

John: Holy shit! Did you see that bonky headed fuck over there?
Brad: Yea. He looks like sloth from the goonies.

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Twangy Boner

A boner that doesn't sound like it should. Usually your boner sounds like theres a loose gland.

Bob: I was bangin' my wife last night and when I smacked my boner off her face it didn't sound like it used to when I was 12.
Phil: Dude, you have a Twangy Boner.

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